Rumack: I won't deceive you, Mr. Striker. We're running out of time.
Ted Striker: Surely there must be something you can do.
Rumack: I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley!
Dr. Rumak (Leslie Nielsen) to Striker (Robert Hays) in Airplane!
Airplane! (1980)
Written by Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker
To the seriously funny Leslie Nielsen (1926 - 2010), thank you and farewell.
Source: imdb.com