Monday, June 30, 2008

Erma Bombeck on America

You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism.

Erma Bombeck

Source: quotegarden.com

Good Advice

Is it plugged in?
Is it turned on?
What changed?

The three standard first-response support questions. Apply as needed.

Source Unknown.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Carl Jung on Perspective

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.

Carl Jung


Source: If Life is a Game, These are the Rules
by Cherie Carter-Scott
(c) 1998 Cherie Carter-Scott, p. 86
Broadway Books

Booker T. Washington on Human Relations

I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him.

Booker T. Washington



Source: The Most Brilliant Thoughts of All Times (In Two Lines or Less)
Edited by John M. Shanahan
(c)1999 Harper Collins

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Joseph Campbell on Coping Skills

Is the system going to flatten you out and deny you your humanity, or are you going to be able to make use of the system to the attainment of human purposes?

Joseph Campbell


Source: Zen and the Art of Making a Living
by Laurence G. Boldt,
(c) 1991, 1992, 1993, 1999 Arkana/Published by The Penguin Group, p. 213

Stephen Schwartz on Resiliency

I'm through accepting limits
'Cuz someone says they're so
Some things I cannot change
But 'till I try, I'll never know

Elphaba singing Defying Gravity

Defying GravityWicked
Lyrics by Stephen Schwartz


Source: musicalschwartz.com

Robert Louis Stevenson on Perspective

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant.

Robert Louis Stevenson



Source: forbes.com

Saturday Night Live Wisdom

I gotta have more cowbell, baby.

Christopher Walken as producer, The Bruce Dickinson, to the band, Blue Oyster Cult, while recording (Don't Fear) The Reaper.

The VH1 Behind the Music: Blue Oyster Cult sketch
Saturday Night Live
Season 25, Episode 16
(c) 2000, NBC Studios

Source: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/

Robert Eliot on Coping Skills

Rule Number 1 is, don't sweat the small stuff. Rule Number 2 is, it's all small stuff. And if you can't fight and you can't flee, flow.

Robert Eliot


Source: forbes.com

Jon Stewart on Mindfulness

I am getting awfully tired of people we need leaving us.

Jon Stewart

The Daily Show
Moment of Zen

June 23, 2008
in remembrance of George Carlin
(c)2008 Comedy Central

Amen.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Hanna Rion on Gardening

The greatest gift of the garden is the restoration of the five senses.

Hanna Rion, writer


Source: quotegarden.com

Ben Wexler on Taking Advice

That's throwing stupid gas on crazy fire.

Judy Miller in response to her sister agreeing to take advice from her husband.

Ben Wexler, writer
Still Standing, Still Advising, 2004
CBS Productions


Source: imdb.com

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Erica Jong on Courage

Everyone has a talent; what is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads.

Erica Jong

Source: The Most Brilliant Thoughts of All Times (In Two Lines or Less)
Edited by John M. Shanahan
(c)1999 Harper Collins

George Carlin on Life

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.

George Carlin


Source: "Hamster-enabled" georgecarlin.com

Monday, June 23, 2008

Kathy Griffin on Etiquette

I was raised right. I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners.

Kathy Griffin


Source: From My Life on the D-List, Bravo Network